The room-by-room toxin scanner
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We open every room in your house, name the risky materials hiding in plain sight, and source the safer swap. Tested. Cited. UK-shipped.

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Wake up to what's risky in everyday products — and discover safer alternatives backed by peer-reviewed research.

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Four things
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The science, in three numbers
We don’t guess.
We cite.
108
VOCs
A standard PVC shower curtain can off-gas up to 108 volatile organic compounds — measurable in bathroom air weeks after hanging.
CHEJ, Volatile Vinyl report (2008)21 / 21
brands
Every major toilet-paper brand tested across four continents contained PFAS “forever chemicals”.
Univ. of Florida, Environ Sci Technol Letters (2023)700,000
microfibres
A single 6kg synthetic-fabric wash sheds around 700,000 microplastic fibres into your wastewater.
Napper & Thompson, Mar Pollut Bull (2016)The HouseWoke list
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